Louie the éruption cutanée

Whilst we are on the topic of Louie Spence I must express my distress for this man. Though this will probably make a number of you angry and never want to read my blog again, I cannot help but tell you all exactly how I feel about dear old Louie. Why. WHY?! and more importantly HOW did this man become so famous, not only famous but famous for dancing? The dancing he displays on TV is less then skilled, sure his flexibility is probably somewhat similar to a Kama Sutra expert but you don't see one of them running around TV performing the 'Arc De Triomph'  and then landing a permanent position on our screens. In case you arn't aware of what an 'Arc De Triomph' is, I strongly recommend you look it up, its very funny (sorry mum and dad.)
Louie is described as the following, 'A dance expert and TV personality.' I'm afraid I can only agree with the last. There is no doubt that Louie Spence is a 'personailty.' His prominent lisp, constant jazz hands, his outrageous comments and indeed actions. I'm not sure I know anyone else who would get away with grinding upon so many famous people without a restraining order being placed. I hold no issue with this whatsoever, each to their own and even I will admit it is rather amusing. However, Dance expert. Dance expert. Once more time, Dance expert. I'm sorry WHAT. If Louie Spence is a Dance Expert then I must be missing something here. I do not dispute that he can dance, his training at Italia Conti dance school and job role at Pineapple Dance Studios suggests he must hold some capacity to do so. Expert on the other hand is a different matter entirely.
There are a number of dancers I look up to and admire, take Fred Astaire. His dancing is flawless, his movement so fluid i'm sure it would have made a top of the range shower jealous. His performance in 'swing time' accompanied by Ginger Rogers was stunning, oozing rhythm, confidence and style. The effortless way they moved across the floor together as if one person. Another, the dancers at the famous Corral De La Moreria in Madrid. They contain enough fire and passion in their dancing to set not only the stage,but the whole world alight. The women have enough ferocity in their fierce movements to destroy even the bravest of men and to send monsters and ghosts running miles. These dancers, although strong enough to create emotion on stage to affect peoples feelings and turn audiences to jelly, have not been described as 'Dance experts.' Outrageous?

I think the biggest problem with Mr Spence is that he is EVERYWHERE. Infact I believe it was him himself that said, 'I'm like a rash darling I spread myself everywhere' and for once I don't believe he meant his legs. Since his most famous television debut in 2010 on, 'pineapple dance studios' he has indeed been like a rash, spreading himself all over my TV screen. I fear for the worst. I may soon have little Louie shaped marks all over my face. My eyes wont go square shaped, they will go Louie shaped. This terrible disease MUST be stopped, will no one save us?!

The beginning of a beautiful electronic relationship

Hello world!
So this is it, my first blog. And I have no idea what to say. Typical. So who am I? Some call me Flower, some call me daisy (mainly customers who asume by the flowers in my hair my name MUST be floral...) Some call me... Piglet. Dad. But actually I'm Emma. I am a performing arts student HUZAH and I like talking. Ohhhhh yes I do. My opinions on life are strong indeed and I feel I must vent somewhere, so where better than on the Internet infront of dozens of people?
The first thing you should know about me is that WEIRD things happen all the time. Think of the wierdest thing. Its probably happened to me. I have had encounters strange enough to out-weird Louis Spence's facial expression when he has his leg somewhere above his head.
Unfortunately my brother has just called and requested I pick him up from school so my post must end. AU REVIOR MON AMI.. read on...?!